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ChristonaBike



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:55 am    Post subject: Worst film ideas you ever had? Reply with quote

I found an old "plan" for a short film i made when i was about 13. Here it is.



[[Alf VS Garfield]]

[[[Alf eats cats and Garfield smells like lasanga. Garfield fights for his life in this epic struggle for his life AND HIS LUNCH!]]]



yes it was capitals and i dont know why it had brackets. I have a bunch more of these i will continue to post thoughout this thread i found on an old cd-r called "Tom's Film Screenplay Scripts Plans CD-ROM"

At the time of writing that plan i knew (and still know) absolutely nothing about either alf or garfield!

I dont know what i was thinking....



So why not share some of your stories you came up with in your youth.
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\CloWn PrInCe/



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a project called wasted youths about drug use in teens.
it was lame, glad i canned it.

And there was another about a guy going to masturbation rehab,
that sounds epic to me, but im sure you guys will find it completely retarded ;D.
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BiohazardXBW



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a film about a homosexual green lantern who wants to work at domino's.
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\CloWn PrInCe/



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

make the guy who owns the dominos a half man, half robot hitlerzord who can transform into a giant caterpillar and youve got yourself a movie deal bio.
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BiohazardXBW



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

\CloWn PrInCe/ wrote:
make the guy who owns the dominos a half man, half robot hitlerzord who can transform into a giant caterpillar and youve got yourself a movie deal bio.
with Michael Bay Directing.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Chris Notarile would be a better director..
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BiohazardXBW



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omar33 wrote:
I think Chris Notarile would be a better director..


LMFAO... Uwe Boll?


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ClowsTHEGAME



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was 11 I wanted to make Star Wars: Army of the Dark Side.

It took place post-ROTJ and was about a sect of Stormtroopers learning to be Dark Jedi and trying to overthrow the New Republic. I had just read an Avengers comic a few days before, so I drew up a crude teaser poster with the tagline,

JEDI STORMTROOPERS ASSEMBLE!
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ChristonaBike



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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol i love reading these. keep em coming

for some reason i once started an animated film called Blue Lightning. it wasn't about an energy drink or white cider or anything, Blue Lightning was about a superhero with (u guessed it) LIGHTNING THATS BLUE! and thats pretty much it. he can only do it at night and he has no other powers.

he got his powers when he was struck by lightning....thats it.
he wears a blue tshirt and SHORT PANTS! no disguise or mask but a cheesy grin at all times.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Punisher vs Barney vs Kingpin vs Freddy vs Daredevil
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ChristonaBike



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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

barney rubble or simpsons barney?
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...or purple dinosaur?
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doctor Doodles Dreadful Laboratory from Hell
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ChristonaBike



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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ooh yeh, looks like a cheap hostel.

im just joking with ya dude
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The Lizard King



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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gallagher Productions wrote:
lol i love reading these. keep em coming

for some reason i once started an animated film called Blue Lightning. it wasn't about an energy drink or white cider or anything, Blue Lightning was about a superhero with (u guessed it) LIGHTNING THATS BLUE! and thats pretty much it. he can only do it at night and he has no other powers.

he got his powers when he was struck by lightning....thats it.
he wears a blue tshirt and SHORT PANTS! no disguise or mask but a cheesy grin at all times.


OMG, that pretty much mirrors an idea I had back when I was like eight or nine... apart from the short pants, both characters are identical.

I think I called him Zapman or something though... and his arch villain was some half-human, half-robot called Robotech. It was only a few years later that I realised Robotech was the name of a video game series and “Zapman” was a character from Mona The Vampire.

Thus ended the soon-to-be smash hit Super-hero franchise.
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